1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sun glasses on and pointHair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Frieswith That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch toEspresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.!

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical SoundsAll Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause
You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, RockBottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of the ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Hey guys,Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence)There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gavehim a bag of nails and told him that every
time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nailshammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier tohold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He toldhis father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull outone nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The dayspassed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that allthe nails were gone.The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said,"You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there." A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care.Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending itback to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!Now send this to every friend you have!! And to your family.

HARVARD READING TEST

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department atHarvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each linealoud Without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of agecan't do it!

1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is an cat
7. This is old cat
8. This is fart cat
9. This is busy cat
10. This is for cat
11. This is forty cat
12. This is seconds catNow go back and read the third word in each line from theTop down.

"Gold Wrapping Paper"

The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year olddaughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money wastight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper todecorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the nextmorning and then said, "This is for you, Momma."The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her angerflared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner."Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there'ssupposed to be something inside the package?"She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blewkisses into it until it was full."The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around herlittle girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it istold that the mother kept that gold box by her bed for all the years of her life. Whenever she was discouraged or faced difficult problems she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given aGolden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.

THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God, My grampa got saved!!!!!

Cool Find!!!

I was doing some outside work when I found this.....
It says 14k, I don't know what that means but my mom said that she thinks that means that it is real gold!!! Not sure if the pearl is real.... but I don't care! It would be cool if it was a real pearl but so what!!

Mother of the Year!!! A email from Kari

I know all of you have probably seen this before but it still is amazing. I think these pictures could also be titled "Friends are the Family we choose"! Adoption has always been a good option in the animal kingdom. Kudos to all the Mothers in the world! Love, De
Forwards removed.....

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set oftriplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in thepregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly startedto decline in health, although physically she was fine. Theveterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogateanother mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressingnews was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something tha thad never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of onespecies will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zookeepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed thebabies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??Take a look........ you won't believe your eyes!!