1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sun glasses on and pointHair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Frieswith That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch toEspresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.!

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play Tropical SoundsAll Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause
You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, RockBottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of the ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......